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Post by Admin Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:48 pm

Teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
Student: I walk. You walk ....
Teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.
Student: I run. You run ...


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Post by Admin Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:50 pm

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Man : Why are you crying?
Stranger : The elephant is dead.
Man : Was he your pet?
Stranger : No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave


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Post by Admin Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:51 pm

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John: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand John: Do you understand me?
Son: No.


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Post by Admin Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:53 pm

X: I have the perfect son.
Y: Does he smoke?
X: No, he doesn't.
Y: Does he drink whiskey?
X: No, he doesn't.
Y: Does he ever come home late?
X: No, he doesn't.
Y: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
X: He will be six months old next Wednesday


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Post by Admin Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:54 pm




Boy : I love You..
Girl : I don't..
Boy : think again..
girl : no,i don;t..
boy : waiter get two separate bills for lunch..
girl : i love you a lot..I am saying this..my love ,don;t take little things at heart.

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Post by ninobuzz Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:45 pm

watch this funny video if you like jokes. LMFAO https://youtu.be/ub3Cm0V_Z8w

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