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Teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
Student: I walk. You walk ....
Teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.
Student: I run. You run ...
Student: I walk. You walk ....
Teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.
Student: I run. You run ...
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The Elephant is Dead
Man : Why are you crying?
Stranger : The elephant is dead.
Man : Was he your pet?
Stranger : No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave
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John And Dad
John: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand John: Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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The Perfect Son.
X: I have the perfect son.
Y: Does he smoke?
X: No, he doesn't.
Y: Does he drink whiskey?
X: No, he doesn't.
Y: Does he ever come home late?
X: No, he doesn't.
Y: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
X: He will be six months old next Wednesday
Y: Does he smoke?
X: No, he doesn't.
Y: Does he drink whiskey?
X: No, he doesn't.
Y: Does he ever come home late?
X: No, he doesn't.
Y: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
X: He will be six months old next Wednesday
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Boy And Girls
Boy : I love You..
Girl : I don't..
Boy : think again..
girl : no,i don;t..
boy : waiter get two separate bills for lunch..
girl : i love you a lot..I am saying this..my love ,don;t take little things at heart.
A Guy Walks Into A Bar - Video - Hilarious joke
watch this funny video if you like jokes. LMFAO https://youtu.be/ub3Cm0V_Z8w
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